What makes you laugh?
Comedy.

Have you ever bird spotted ( ooer?)
All the time 8-)

Are you ticklish?
Yes

What's your first memory?
Climbing a tree to escape a spider – and having the fire brigade out to get me down – I was 3.

Worst food?
Chinese eewwww.

If you saw yourself in a pub, what would you fancy about yourself?
My Smile.

Have you ever hidden in a cupboard or from someone you didn't want to see?
Yes, was 4 – big issues, ha ha!

Have you ever pretended to be foreign?
Yes – I was doing a door to door double glazing job at 18, and I got paired up with this funny girl from Liverpool. We both pretended to be French!

Have you ever broken any minor law?
Speeding – mostly every day.

Who would play you in a film?
Gene Wilder.

What are you most proud of?
My Children.

If your life was a film would it be:
a) Comedy
b) Drama
c) Action/adventure
d) Horror
e) World cinema
f) Musical
g) Carry On
h) Disney
A: Comedy B: Drama C: Musical

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
Broken rules. I delight in it! They are made to be broken right?

What band would you really like to be in?
Sting's backing band.

How would you survive prison if by any chance you got sentenced to jail?
I would recluse myself and endure the solitude (not unlike life actually).

Who would you really really really like to insult if you were brave enough?
Ex pastor

What's your favorite piece of clothing?
Do you mean on a daily basis? Jeans & T-shirt.

Favorite cartoon character?
Tom (the cat – Jerry needs a good kicking).

Favorite breakfast?
Sugar Puffs.

Favorite computer game?
Super Mario.

Invent a board game based on your life
Are you serious? OK– The game of life. You have two routes…each will cause much confusion and equally much joy. The outcome will always be different but the journey will make you the person you become – based on the route you take. How boring a game is that?

What famous person would you drop everything for to marry or elope with?
Anna Friel.

What unlikely film makes you cry or scares you?
Went to see "Becoming Jane" last week. Did not expect to cry and was in tears almost all the way through. Doh!

What makes you feel the most manly/womanly ( choose whichever one applies)
Dressing how it best suits me – to create the real me!