What makes you laugh?
Talking animals.

Have you ever bird spotted ( ooer?)
Nope, I do hate peacocks and anything that pecks, most intrusive I find.

Are you ticklish?
Everywhere.

What's your first memory?
Being very a very enthusiastic young girly and having family over and offering relatives that you don't see very often the biscuit tin and my mother swiftly taking it out of my hands and passing me the cheaper ones!!

Worst food?
Kumquats taste like muck!

If you saw yourself in a pub, what would you fancy about yourself?
My bobbed hair! You can go wrong with the bob.

Have you ever hidden in a cupboard or from someone you didn't want to see?
I might have avoided a few people in my time and gone rather red in the face.

Have you ever pretended to be foreign?
Nein.

Have you ever broken any minor law?
Maybe a little, in general I'm a good wholesome country girl .

Who would play you in a film?
Michael balls!!

What are you most proud of?
My new found taste for designing posters.

If your life was a film would it be:
a) Comedy
b) Drama
c) Action/adventure
d) Horror
e) World cinema
f) Musical
g) Carry On
h) Disney
Gangster film too in a pin stripped suit!

Who would you really really really like to insult if you were brave enough?
Katie Melua and Dido, it's not a case of being brave, I fear I lack the opportunity!

Favorite breakfast?
Eggy bread and Pepsi Max!!!!

Favorite computer game?
Mario!!

Favorite pudding (include whether with cream, custard, ice cream etc or without)
Ice cream and trifle with evaporated milk and cereal on top!!